Trump / Clinton
List of Election Winners and Losers
Now that the election is over let's take a look at the winners and losers...
Winners:
The American People - The people took back their country with their votes.
Rust belt states - Your lives matter!
The Electoral College - Worked as intended. Made the forgotten rust belt states relevant.
Shy Tory Factor - When you shame and intimidate people they simply become the silent majority.
The Internet - Money and mainstream TV and newspaper media were defeated by Internet truth.
The Republican Party - Resurrected in a matter of hours!
Gov. Chris Christie - Boldly broke from the Republican establishment.
Rudy Giuliani - Boldly broke from the Republican establishment.
Mike Pence - Boldly broke from the Republican establishment.
Newt Gingrich - Boldly broke from the Republican establishment.
Brexit - Protecting borders is not just a UK aberration!
Veterans - Trump to the rescue!
Briebart News - Had their fingers on the pulse of the people.
Sean Hannity - Had his finger on the pulse of the people.
Mike Savage - Had his finger on the pulse of the people.
Ann Coulter - Was laughed at by an audience of Liberals for saying that Trump had the best chance of winning the general election.
Judge Jeanine - The type of fearless, strong woman that Liberal snowflakes should really look up to.
WikiLeaks - Exposing corruption.
InfoWars - Once relegated to conspiracy nonsense, now actually relevant.
NewsBusters.org - Exposing Liberal bias
Stephan Molyneux - Free domain radio
Bill Belichick - Bold move for someone who has won 4 Superbowls.
Tom Brady - Bold move when others were taking knees to disrespect the national anthem.
Russia - For whatever reason they don't like Hillary. Mission accomplished.
Ross Perot - NAFTA would create a giant sucking sound of lost jobs. People aren't laughing now.
Ted Nugent - Before there was Axl Rose and David Lee Roth it was Ted. Bold as always.
Mike Ditka - Never afraid to speak his mind.
Kid Rock - "Let the business guy run the country like a business"
Mike Tyson - "Let’s try something new"
Terrell Owens - "This may be what the country needs"
Ivanka Trump - Her convention speech was a home run. Why isn't she Miss America?
Paul Joseph Watson - A millennial with his finger on the pulse of the people.
Bill Clinton's victims - They are feeling at least some justice.
Expatriation Tax - Hollywood snowflakes will suffer a major tax setback when they move to Canada.
Losers:
Liberalism - This was the death of Liberalism.
Globalism / NAPFA - In the cross hairs.
Hypocrisy - You can't attack Trump when Hillary is worse.
Pandering - Didn't work.
Propaganda - The American people were much smarter than the Liberal propaganda machine.
Political Correctness - A cancer that was radiated.
Entitled Snowflakes - Deal with it. You got schlonged.
Protestors / Anarchists / Rioters - You only inspired more Trump votes.
Cronie Capitalism / Big Money Donors - Lots of money doesn't guarantee a victory.
CNN - Clinton News Network. They spread their propaganda but the people were smarter.
MSNBC - More Liberal propaganda -- not news.
Chris Matthews - Heard saying "Well that's a bitch" on MSNBC when Trump won North Carolina.
Mainstream Media - The rest of them including newspapers like the LA Times, NY Times all failed.
Polls - Epic fail.
Media collusion with Clinton champaign - Didn't help.
Voter Intimidation - You can't intimidate anyone inside a voter booth.
Illegal immigrant votes - Not enough.
California - It doesn't matter how concentrated your base is. You're still just 55 electoral votes. The electoral college protests America from bully states like California and New York.
Obama - Falling on deaf ears.
Paul "RINO" Ryan - Rendered insignificant.
John McCain - On the wrong side again.
The Bush family - Got bull dosed by Trump.
The Clintons - Sent into retirement for good.
Ted Cruz - Got bull dosed by Trump.
Elizabeth Warren - Loudmouth, like Hillary on steroids.
Syrian Refugees - Would hate our culture anyway.
George Soros - Wanted open borders and increased Muslim immigration. The people did not!
Robert De Niro - Obnoxious, outspoken anti-Trump Hollywood spokeshole.
Mark Cuban - Out of touch with American people, hedged his investments for crash that never came.
Hollywood Snowflakes - You sleep on a bed of money and have no connection with the middle class.
Lady Gaga - So annoying when musicians instruct us on how to think / vote.
Bon Jovi - So annoying when musicians instruct us on how to think / vote.
Katy Perry - So annoying when musicians instruct us on how to think / vote.
Alec Baldwin - We don't need to be told how to think / vote.
Lebron James - Just stick to playing basketball.
Samuel L. Jackson - “If that mother f---er becomes president, I’m moving my black ass to South Africa.”
Miley Cyrus - “I am moving if he is president. I don’t say things I don’t mean!”
Barbara Streisand - “I’m either coming to your country if you’ll let me in, or Canada.”
Cher - “I’m moving to Jupiter.”
Amy Schumer - Off to Spain.
Meryl Streep - Reciting old debunked talking points about a disabled reporter.
Chelsea Handler - Made contingency plans a month ahead of the election.
Saturday Night Live - Pro-Hillary show. If you had any doubts about SNL being anything less than Liberal propaganda, just watch the opening to the November 12th show.
Jon Stewart - Liberal talk show that parades these loud celebrities.
Jimmy Kimmel - Liberal talk show that parades these loud celebrities.
Stephen Colbert - Liberal talk show
Whoopi Goldberg - “maybe it’s time for me to move"
George Lopez - Moving back to Mexico.
Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg - With a name this long she should move to New Zealand!
Al Sharpton - "reserving my ticket out of here"
Drake - Moving as well.
Megyn Kelly - Part of the CNN propaganda machine.
Syrian Refugees - They would hate it here anyway. Culture clash.
The Mexican Peso - Going down...
Illegal Immigration - Citizenship is not a cheap suit that you can steal.
Sanctuary Cities - No more Federal funding.
The race card - Once and for all, enforcing immigration law is not 'racist'. Every country has immigration laws.
The woman card - People actually care about issues over X chromosome count.
The Clinton Foundation - Will heads finally roll upon further investigation?
Macy's - It's a two way street. Trump supporters are now boycotting Macy's.
GrubHub - People are now boycotting this Liberal site.
MoveOn.org - That ugly word "progressive".
George Clooney - "There's not going to be a president Donald Trump. That's not gonna happen."
Sarah Silverman - From Hillary to Bernie Sanders (bad to worse)
The Young Turks - Sore losing Liberals
Huffington Post - Ultra-Liberal propaganda thinly disguised as "news".
Casey Neistat - Met, worked with and was thanked by Hillary. Why should we care what he thinks?
Fireworks - Hillary's premature party plans.
Famous last words of hypocrisy
"He refused to say that he would respect the results of this election. Make no mistake -- By doing that he is threatening our democracy." -- Hillary Clinton
"The peaceful transition of power is one of the things what sets us apart. It's how we hold our country together no matter who's in charge" -- Hillary Clinton